Random crap with Uno.

[Unorthodox]

Well, whirlwind of activity from the bank.  At least I can see it's moving now.  5 conversations at once coordinating everyone is difficult, however. 

[Unorthodox]

http://www.uky.edu/Ag/Entomology/ythfacts/bugfun/papermch.htm


hmmmm.....

[Buster's Uncle]

Hmm?

[Unorthodox]

Stumbled on Patch Town via netflix.


W.T.F.

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The trailer doesn't inform you it's also a musical....

[Buster's Uncle]

This movie has been rated "Too strange for Uno" by the Buncle Picture Association of America.

[Unorthodox]

I don't think there IS such a thing. 

I got about 80% through it when Kyle come home and was confounded, so we restarted to show him the truly disturbing opening scenes with the workers cutting babies out of the cabbages. 

It's not a terribly GOOD film by any stretch, hampered by rather mundane music and a refusal to commit.  When you make something this outlandish, you play it straight, not with a (constant) wink and a nod.  I'll probably go back and finish it at some point. 

[Unorthodox]

Going crazy again with no word since Tuesday. 

I really don't wait well...

Anyhow, be in the dungeon most the day. 

[Buster's Uncle]

That's how I feel all the time with a lot of forum stuff I need someone else to do.  People and their &^%$#@! lives, I tell you what.

[Spacy]

Hey, just in case nobody has figured it out yet.  My life is the most important.  Whatever I want is the right choice.  Just say'n

[Buster's Uncle]

... what a strange thing to say...

[Spacy]

... what a strange thing to say...

Well, it is a random crap thread. 

[Unorthodox]

Joe's back on hunger strike. 

Don't know what's up with her now...

Ok, so it turns out a couple days hunger strike is...well, basically fishy PMS.  Couple days, she started eating again, but only the pellets, then back to normal, then lays more eggs. 

The egg thing is coming out of nowhere.  She's been mature for at least 6 years, why all the sudden the eggs is a mystery, but clearly not a fluke (but a bit annoying having to clean them out every couple weeks) might be the more secluded area of the house makes her more comfortable, but I'm saying she just really likes Alec.   

[Unorthodox]

Well [fuddle-duddle]. 

More waiting. 

[Unorthodox]

So, they "Need the auditor to address something" then it has to go back to underwriting. 

WTF?  If it spends another 2 weeks in underwriting again, I'm going to be bouncing off the walls.  And it was their auditor in the first place, what the hell is that? 

[Unorthodox]

So:  Main show coming up.

One of the monkeys tells the venue that the freaks and clowns haven't even started and aren't going to be ready.  Venue calls the ringmaster, who comes asking us freaks what's going on. 

First of all you NEVER tell the venue that, they're ass is on the line just as much as the circus.  Second of all, the monkeys have no idea what us freaks and clowns are doing, let alone the state of readiness. 

Monkey:  "Oh, I was just joking with the venue"   

Ringmaster:  "My fault.  Monkeys are never to have meetings with the venue alone again."