This next part you just have to laugh at, or else you might cry or tear out clumps of hair.
My wife thought I was putting her on. The actual article is full of links.
I think [Sleezebag] has made the transition from Reality TV to SurReality TV.
This list does not include Hulk Hogan, who has expressed interest in the VP job.
-vice-president_us_572a256ce4b096e9f08fdf5a?cps=gravity_2425_-4527083527063434985]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-[Sleezebag]-vice-president_us_572a256ce4b096e9f08fdf5a?cps=gravity_2425_-4527083527063434985One Of These Tremendous People Could Be Donald [Sleezebag]’s Running Mate
It’s going to be a beautiful nominee, let me tell you. The best.
Business mogul Donald [Sleezebag] has a clear path to the Republican presidential nomination now that Ohio Gov. John Kasich has suspended his campaign.
The New York Times reported Wednesday that [Sleezebag] — who is expected to reveal his vice presidential pick in July, just ahead of the Republican National Convention — has hired retired neurosurgeon and former GOP presidential hopeful Ben Carson to help select his running mate.
So who could run alongside The Donald? Several Republicans have said they’re just not interested and an adviser to former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush openly laughed at the idea of him serving.
Still, some choices remain. Check out our short list of potential VP candidates:
Ben Carson
Even though [Sleezebag] called Carson a child molester, he was delighted when the former neurosurgeon endorsed his campaign in March. In his endorsement, Carson said that there were “two different Trumps” and he was endorsing the more cerebral version of the candidate.
Carson, who is seen as a political outsider like [Sleezebag], could also help the presumptive nominee make inroads with evangelical voters. Let’s just hope he’s a better VP than a campaign surrogate.
Chris Christie
The New Jersey governor’s endorsement of [Sleezebag] in February came as a surprise to many and gave [Sleezebag] a high-profile surrogate. Christie failed to pick up much traction during his run, but could be a formidable attack dog on the campaign trail.
Being vice president would also require Christie to spend a lot of time standing behind [Sleezebag] on television, which could be a problem.
Sarah Palin
The former Alaska governor, who stepped down from her position in 2009, has been a part of the veepstakes before. [Sleezebag] has played up Palin’s January endorsement of him, though her actual endorsement speech was just bizarre.
Picking Palin might be an obvious appeal for women’s votes, though it shouldn’t be — Palin has disappointed women’s rights activists since she ran for veep in 2008 and recently defended [Sleezebag]’s anti-abortion views.
Rick Scott
The Florida governor, elected to a second term in 2014, has known [Sleezebag] for a while, was in business before coming to politics and could help in a crucial swing state during the general election. But not everyone’s a fan, and this video of a woman loudly calling Scott “an [jerk, sphincter]” in a Starbucks may not be a good look for a potential VP.
Tom Brady
One of [Sleezebag]’s “Make America Great Again” hats was spotted in the locker of the Patriots star quarterback last year, and Brady has called [Sleezebag] a “good friend.”
Still, Brady may want to resolve his own legal woes before jumping into the campaign.
Jon Huntsman
Huntsman refused to seek [Sleezebag]’s support when he was running for president in 2012, but recently came around to the idea of a [Sleezebag] presidency.
“We’ve had enough intraparty fighting. Now’s the time to stitch together a winning coalition,” Huntsman told Politico last month. “And it’s been clear almost from the beginning that Donald [Sleezebag] has the ability to assemble a nontraditional bloc of supporters. … The ability to cut across traditional party boundaries — like ’80, ’92 and 2008 — will be key, and [Sleezebag] is much better positioned to achieve that.”
Omarosa Manigault
The former star of “The Apprentice” has been a prominent surrogate for [Sleezebag] on the campaign trail. Picking Omarosa probably wouldn’t help [Sleezebag]’s favorability ratings, given that she was seen as a villain on his show.
Bobby Jindal
Despite once calling [Sleezebag] a “narcissist” and an “egomaniac”, Jindal said Tuesday he would vote for [Sleezebag] in November, though he’s “not happy about it.”
Maybe if Jindal were VP, he could help the GOP “stop being the stupid party.”
Mark Cuban
Cuban, who owns the Dallas Mavericks, said back in February he’d do a better a job as president than [Sleezebag], but later stated he’d agree to be the business mogul’s VP on one condition.
“As long as he said he’s listen to me in everything I said we’d be okay,” Cuban told Sports Day.
Jeff Sessions
The endorsement of the Alabama senator was a coup for [Sleezebag] and helped to fend off attacks from Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) that [Sleezebag] wasn’t serious about his immigration plans. When he endorsed [Sleezebag], Sessions admitted [Sleezebag] wasn’t perfect but said he was the most likely to fix the country’s immigration system.
Sessions, who has been in the Senate since 1997, could bring a sense of Washington experience to [Sleezebag]’s campaign.
Bobby Knight
The infamous Indiana Hoosiers head coach recently endorsed [Sleezebag], calling the business mogul “the most prepared man in history” to be commander in chief. But it probably wouldn’t hurt for [Sleezebag] to get a little help from someone who can strategize.
Editor’s note: Donald [Sleezebag] regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S.
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In other news, Hillary has abandoned her plan to ingnore the Bern, stop spending ad money and re-tool for [Sleezebag]. She's running ads in Kentucky.
In yet another bizarre twist Cruz is hinting he might re-enter the race if he wins Nebraska.
