Random crap with Uno.

[Unorthodox]

Moved offices today.  Ah...all alone in a building again...it made me a little odd last time. 

[Buster's Uncle]

Scary thought.

When does the evil crow-training start?

[Unorthodox]

More likely snake charming at this place.

[Buster's Uncle]

Who's charming; you or the snakes?

[Buster's Uncle]

 

[Unorthodox]

I'm sure the snakes are more experienced than I. 

Last time I was up in this area the rattlesnakes hatched and come up through the grates in the floor. 

[Buster's Uncle]

Nuthin' but the best for you engineers.

[Unorthodox]

I aint no engineer.  They don't get dirty. 

[Unorthodox]

[Rusty Edge]

I'm sure the snakes are more experienced than I. 

Last time I was up in this area the rattlesnakes hatched and come up through the grates in the floor.

That is not Okay. That is seriously creepy-scarey. I know that earthworm-sized copperheads are more toxic than the full grown ones. I would have to get out of there. That would make me obsess, become nervous and eventually irrational. The quote "Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." comes to mind. I'm thinking about workboots, snake chaps, unplugged pumpguns with skeetloads, those propane burners they use to take the needles off of prickly pears ....  and other stuff that isn't safe indoors. 

So how does a rational fellow deal with the situation ? Can you get roadrunners as pets? Maybe hire some Hila Monsters or something. Buy a Kingsnake ?

[Unorthodox]

Smoke em out and club em.   Make hat band.

[Unorthodox]

"Unique landscape sculpture +$2000"  Was actually listed in our home appraisal with a pic of Chimera 1.    The mortgage banker actually emailed me to ask what it was. 

(refinancing to the killer interest rates right now) 

[Unorthodox]

For giggles, I checked...Chimera 1 is even on Google streetview now.  That was setting up for a photoshoot, judging by the torch next to him. 

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=5895+cedar+lane,+ogden&hl=en&ll=41.155377,-111.930575&spn=0.000001,0.000687&hnear=5895+Cedar+Ln,+Ogden,+Weber,+Utah+84403&gl=us&t=h&z=21&layer=c&cbll=41.155377,-111.930575&panoid=_wyWY3IKizyR7dPF8aDEUw&cbp=12,273.99,,0,3.47

And our magpies out checking him out as well. 

[Buster's Uncle]

Scare people, not crows.  Sorta a motto for you. 

[Unorthodox]

Bought printer for the new office.

Unpack, it comes with no USB or ethernet cable.  Surely a mistake, right?  Check the packing list in the instructions.  Nope, you have to provide that. 

Lesson: Don't buy a Brother.