Roundtable story (open for submissions, please)

[Buster's Uncle]

Janeway resumed her command pose.  "Mine's bigger, mister!" she shouted at Tuvok.

He didn't see what she could mean, other than her jawline.

[Ordnael]

Startled T'Pel immediately fumbles Tuvok's from reaching Nirvana and looks towards the cave where Janeway Seven are and realises the captain is caressing her jawline while rapidly raising and lowering her brows.

Seven fully in her Napoleon persona uses her left hand to slap Janeway across the cheek while her right hand produces two small pistol shaped wooden sticks out of the hole she tore from her outfit. She pushes one stick unto a teary eyed Kathryn’s hands while she holds the other stick withe her left. As Seven's right hand resumes hand-in-waistcoat position a neigh echoes through the holodeck.

"To arms soldier" Shouts Seven and both her and Janeway start to "Pew Pew Pew" as they charge from behind the rocks covering their little cave opening at the dumbfounded lovers.

The moist smell of undry socks is now pervading the deck.

[Buster's Uncle]

The holodeck background began flickering between Waterloo and the deck of the Bounty...

[Ordnael]

Elsewhere on the Voyager maybe in Engineering as B'Elanna finds it hard to believe she's still in the titular section while her and a handful of ensigns are gazing at a warp core filled with socks which flow up and down like a lava lamp.

There are black socks, white socks, pink ones, blue ones, yellows, socks of all hues shapes and sizes, B'Elanna even believes she just saw a latte brown wool sock she replicated last night to warm her feet against Tom's icy toes.

"Doctor to Chief Engineer"

No quite broken from the spell B'Elanna reaches her combadge while still searching for the missing pair of her wool socks in the rainbow glowing plasma.

"Yes Doctor, what's the problem?"

"What's the problem, she asks what's the problem!?...The holo emitters in the Medical Bay just materialised a rainbow pony with Kes's face and she's been badgering me for sugar cubes. I have an ensign in for a checkup replicating the cubes as we speak!"

"How's your warp core mechanics 101 Doc?"

"Why should I have warp core mechanics in my database!? I'm doctor not a plasma monkey with a Hyperspanner!"

"Well, I'm a Chief Engineer not a seamstress but my warp core is filled with socks...riddle me that, will ya?"