Random crap with Uno.

[Unorthodox]

"What do you mean we can't just throw away millions of dollars?"

"What do you mean we need to run background checks on people working at a government facility?"

"What do you mean we need a licensed electrician?"




My idiocy tolerance is really being stretched to the limit lately. 

[Unorthodox]

If I extrapolate rough proportions out, this beak would yield a crow with an 11' wing span...

[Rusty Edge]

11 feet! That sounds cool. This is where I remind you about the 100mph winds you get, and you take that into consideration with your design and construction so that it breaks down quickly for storage / re-sale .  Or some other solution like anchor points, etc.

[Unorthodox]

Yeah. Highly unlikely those wings will be outstretched as a result.


Err. "Wings"

[Unorthodox]

QA dept was audited.

QA manager (been in the job a week or so) to auditors:  "No, we don't do (insert Uno's job, which covers 90% of the reportable line items on the contract) here" 

Hilarity is ensuing. 

[Spacy]

LOL

[E_T]

Makes you want to cry at times....

[Unorthodox]

Meanwhile Boeing called.  Am I still interested in their job? 

[Unorthodox]

http://www.cryptocurium.com/otv/

Why? 

I don't understand these kinds of things...random loot boxes either. 

[Spacy]

I did the loot crate for 1 year - specifically to give 99% of the stuff to my students as monthly bribes for doing good (I kept 2 t-shirts and the fallout bobblehead).  The kids loved it as it was a surprise and unknown - but I still have half the junk as it was obviously junk and even teenagers didn't want it. 

[Buster's Uncle]

I was involved in a few one-buttock Samhain observations in my renfair years - and that page strikes me as having a Wicca influence mixed in with the Halloween weirdo stuff...

[Unorthodox]

There's a big market for that mixture.

[Buster's Uncle]

I don't doubt it - the freaks I used to run with would have LOVED you.

[Unorthodox]

Every now and then, working where I do, people throw away really cool stuff. 

A new light table of this size would run over $3k.  Now the cornerstone of my new shop.  (oh, and work on the crow)

[Spacy]

Nice table!  And skull (although shouldn't the nose openings be pointier?)